"We shoot content and give discounts" is not a strategy!

"We have promotions every week and newsletters" - this is not a strategy!

"Our strategy is to grow 2 times in a year" - this is not a strategy!

"Create an organizational structure and write down all responsibilities in a startup" - this is not a strategy!

"We poured 1.5 million into Direct and Avito, now it will take off" - this is not a strategy!

"We want to increase revenue by 3 times and open 5 more locations" - this is not a strategy!

"Our mission is to give people a great product and become company number 1" - this is not a mission, let alone a strategy.

What examples of non-strategies do you know? Not necessarily from business - any absurdity will do))

Write, we need to lighten the mood