🐱 Quotes from Odessa marketers with a characteristic guttural accent:

"Yes, marketing is expensive, but burying a business is even more expensive, Sarah"

"I'll tell you this: if you're not ready to pay for a strategy, get ready to pay for its absence"

"Chick, if you want to save on brainstorming, then have a brain calm"

"Izya also saved on marketing. Now he's looking for a job"

"If you want it cheap, then don't come to us. We work, not pretend to work"

"Madam, you have to pay for good advice, but we can give you bad advice for free"

"What do you mean expensive? If you're still bargaining, then your crisis hasn't started yet. I'll wait"

"Zhu-zha also saved on strategic consulting. Now Zhu-zha is a strategic bankrupt"

"No, well, if you want it cheaper, then ask your neighbor Sarah from the pet store. She really doesn't know anything about your restaurant, but she doesn't charge for advice"

"Wait! Are we discussing the price or your capabilities?"

"What do you mean expensive! You're buying my brains wholesale, convolutions are always more expensive retail!"

"If you want cheaper, buy a primer! And put the letters together until you get the knowledge you need. Boor..."

😁 Which one did you like best?

But I went even further and made a series of pictures for Instagram in the style of the movie THE ELUSIVE AVENGERS

Check it out please, hit Like, or better yet, a comment ❤️

* Take and adapt the idea of the objection "expensive" to suit yourself.

* Stas Yesenin's channel