Personally, I'm tired of Zoom breakdowns. And you…?

You sit in headphones, stare at the screen, answer questions - in the end it's just another workday, fatigue, and zero fresh emotions.

So I came up with something else.

🔥 Business roast! Literally.

We go out into nature. Light up the grill. Cook meat together and chop salads. At the same time, I analyze your business and your marketing - no frills or ties.

Why is this better than any other breakdown?

🔴 Typical business breakdowns - they're stressful, cause Zoom fatigue, feel like an exam. People close up, defend themselves, don't say the main things.

🔴 Typical networking - often pompous, business cards, sales fatigue, artificial taste.

🍢 But shashlik - it's fresh air, relaxation, trust, openness, live conversation. People tell the truth over food in nature. Barriers fall.

At a table in nature, you don't "present your business" - you talk about it. You say what really hurts, not what sounds right. It's in what hurts that your money, conversions, and sales are hidden.

The conclusion is simple: nature and informal settings are not just decoration. They are a tool that pulls honesty out of people. And honesty is the entry point for a real breakdown.

💡 The saying about mixing business with pleasure - that's exactly it!

You come to relax and leave with a breakdown of your business, new connections, and possibly partners or clients. The "invested/got" ratio is tight, like a densely packed skewer. It's unlike any other format.

Intimate group of 7–10 people. Everyone gets live attention, a fresh perspective on their business, and likely several useful contacts in one go.

I lead the breakdowns - those who were at the second day of the forum already know how cool and useful it will be!

We cook the meat together.
Shashlik, salads, breakdown - all included.

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Participation fee: 12,000 rubles.
Date: April 11 or 12 (depending on weather).
Location: within the city - I'll book the location once the first 3 people sign up.
☝🏻 Kids are welcome (why not, let them run around nearby).
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Who needs this:
Entrepreneurs and business owners who feel they're losing money somewhere - but don't know where. Who have long wanted a fresh perspective on their business but didn't want another boring Zoom.

Welcome to the roast. Insights and a full belly guaranteed.


Few spots available, the format is intimate, and I want everyone to leave with a result, not just full. Write to me in private messages - @EseninSA

🐱 P.S. A business that hasn't been roasted is like shashlik without marinade. Looks normal. But could have been tastier 😁