


On Instagram, my carousel on the topic "NEW EASTER RULES 2026" is going viral
Full series here 📱
❎ Those who downloaded MAX may not bless their Easter cakes.
❎ You can only dye eggs for Easter after registering with the Russian Orthodox Church.
❎ Egg tapping is only allowed for large families.
❎ Foreign-made yeast will be forcibly slowed down.
❎ Roosters on Easter cakes must only be paired with a hen.
❎ At midnight on Easter, the internet will finally resurrect. But that's not certain.
❎ On Maundy Thursday, you cannot use VPN.
❎ For Easter cakes taller than 10 cm without labeling - a fine.
❎ Each Easter cake must have a QR code to the registered mill where the wheat was ground.
❎ Dyeing eggs in all colors of the rainbow is a sin.
❎ iPhone owners will not be able to order Easter cakes online.
❎ You can only bake Easter cakes to the songs of Shaman. Licking Easter cakes is prohibited.
* I hope I didn't offend anyone and you appreciated the satire on the hot topics of the day.
🟠 Stas Yesenin - Creative Marketing.
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