Continuing the post, I am sharing a list of all the real/funny laws I know:

1. Chlaid's Law
The most difficult task should be given to the laziest employee. They will surely find an easy and quality way to solve it. After all, a lazy person won't complicate their life and will do the job well right away, so they won't have to redo it later.
2. Lerman's Corollary
You will always lack either time or money.
3. Old and Kahn's Law
The more people participate in a meeting, and the more time you spend on it, the less effective it is.
4. Parkinson's Law
Work will be completed within the time you allocate for it. Even if you can do the task in one day, but you set a deadline for the end of the week, the work will still be done no earlier than the scheduled time comes to an end.
5. Hanlon's Razor
Often, everything you consider malicious is done out of stupidity. So don't unnecessarily blame people for their evil intentions, which are not such.
6. Kahn and Orben's Axiom
If nothing else helps, finally read the instructions!
7. Zimergy's Law of Voluntary Work
People are always ready to take on work when there is no need for it at all.
8. Finagle's Fourth Law
If something goes wrong, any attempts to save the situation will only make it worse. So sometimes it's better to leave everything as is.
9. A person is competent up to the level of their incompetence. The more you know and can do, the harder it will be for you to continue learning and developing. Climbing the career ladder, you will soon reach a level of complexity in work that is too high for you.
10. Young's Law
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
11. Meskimen's Law
There is never enough time to do the job right, but there is time to redo it.
12. Fingail's Eighth Rule
Teamwork is very important. It allows you to shift the blame onto someone else.
13. Murphy's Law of Scientific Research
In defense of your theory, you can always conduct a sufficient amount of research.
14. Ettore's Observation
The neighboring queue always moves faster.
15. Segal's Law
A person with one watch knows exactly what time it is. A person with several watches is not sure of anything.
16. Richard's Rule of Interdependence
What you keep long enough can be thrown away. As soon as you throw something away, you will need it.
17. The Sausage Principle
Those who love sausage and respect the law should not see how either is made.
18. Harrison's Postulate
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
19. Drew's Law of Professional Practice
Those who pay the least complain the most.
20. Van Roy's Law
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys with it.
21. The Law of Search
You should start searching from the most unsuitable place.
22. The Banana Principle
If you bought unripe bananas, by the time they ripen, they will be gone. If you bought them ripe, they will spoil before they can be eaten.
23. Clarke's First Law
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
24. Clarke's Second Law
The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
25. Clarke's Third Law
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
26. Occam's Razor
When conflicting hypotheses are encountered, one should choose the one based on fewer assumptions, which simplifies its testing. "Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity."
27. Hitchens's Razor
What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
28. Mike Alder's Razor
If something cannot be settled by experiment or observation, then it is not worthy of discussion.
29. Popper's Falsifiability Principle
A theory, to be considered scientific, must be falsifiable.
30. Ayn Rand's Razor
Entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity, and consequently: "Entities should not be integrated without necessity."

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