I decided as a joke to compile a recipe for marketing based on bad advice from the internet, especially advice from YouTube bloggers
The recipe is simple:
1. Find the most successful in your niche and just copy them. No need to use your brain, because why? Someone is doing something? Just repeat.
2. Create content using ChatGPT. After all, if everything has already been written about everything, why bother ourselves? Let AI do it for free.
3. Don't think about images for posts at all, just copy the first one you find on the internet, just to fill the space. After all, they say using images increases click-through rate! Feel free to copy what they say on the internet, smart people won't say nonsense there.
4. Every time someone writes in private messages with an offer to buy advertising, boldly agree and give them your last money. After all, the person speaks so confidently in their voice message, so they know what they're talking about!
5. The main thing is to find some cunning scheme to manipulate clients. Use dark UX patterns, set up paywalls, extract money from clients under any pretext. They immediately leave after that and rage in the comments? Who cares, the money is earned.
And that's it, success is just around the corner! Because it has already passed by. It left hand in hand with a business that does not manipulate clients and does not treat them like robots π
πAs long as these tips circulate on the net, I will always have orders. As long as amateurs rewrite articles about marketing for the 120th time, my team develops an individual approach to each project
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